Arrested on charges of unemployment 
He was sittin in the witness stand 
The judge's wife called up the district attoney 
To say "free that brown eyed man" 
If you want your job you'd better free that brown eyed man. 

Flyn' across the desert in the TWA 
I saw a woman walking across the sand 
She been walkin 30 miles en route to Bombay 
To meet a Brown eyed handsome man 
Her destination was a Brown eyed handsome man. 

Way back in history 3000 years 
Back ever since the world begin 
There's been a whole lotta good women she'd a tear 
For a brown eyed handsome man 
A lot of trouble for a brown eyed handsome man. 

Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind 
'tween a doctor and a lawyer man 
The mother told the daughter "go out and find 
Yourself a brown eyed handsome man" 
That's what your daddy was: a brown eyed handsome man. 

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass 
She had the world at the palm of her hand 
But she lost both the arms in a wrestiling macht 
To get a brown eyed handsome man 
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man. 

Two, three, the count with nobody on 
He hit a high fly into the stand 
Round the third he was headed for home 
He was a brown eyed handsome man. 
That won the game he was a brown eyed handsome man